Who is this mysterious figure? For years, rumors have circulated of a shadowy figure in the underground. Too hip to be captured by the regular paparazzi, too sexy for fashion magazines, too private to let the details of his jet-setting lifestyle become the talk of mere mortals, this international simian of mystery has only recently allowed outsiders into his private world.

It is a world of glamour and intrigue, a world of travel, high adventure, and high stakes.

P-Diddy? Madonna? Fabio?

Amateurs.

So if you are brave enough, cool enough, and, well, you have a few minutes to kill, you too can enter the world of the Sock Monkey.